Looking for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore Movie.
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
trying to explain tumblr’s humor is like trying to explain the taste of water